Levitating Orb Lamp
A magnetic base holds the orb mid-air. The orb holds the room.
$89
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12 specimens on record
Plasma Pocket Ball
A tiny storm that lives on your keys.
$24
Pixel Flip Clock
Tells time in fat retro pixels, flips like a train board.
$56
Wind-Up Sushi Walker
Salmon nigiri with legs. Wind it, release it, accept it.
$14
Screaming Goat Buddy
Squeeze the goat. The goat screams. Repeat.
$12
Glow Blob Slime Pod
Neon slime that drinks daylight and glows all night.
$16
Bubble Wrap Bucket Hat
Pop-proof padding for your thoughts.
$38
Third Eye Beanie
A knit beanie with one extra eye, always open.
$28
Chrome Puffer Scarf
A liquid-metal puffer tube for cold necks and loud fits.
$44
Eyeball Belt Bag
A belt bag that stares back.
$34
Anti-Social Phone Pouch
Signal-blocking pouch. Zip it and vanish politely.
$26
Melting Clock Desk Tray
A clock mid-melt that holds keys, rings and regret.
$32
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